“Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing—absolutely nothing—half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.”
The annual Club Picnic, Punt and Plunge in Oxford has been going on since time immemorial, traditionally on or as close as possible to, St George’s Day, which is a couple of days earlier this time.
Friday 24th: As tradition dictates, there is usually dinner at the Cherwell Boat House for those who like to make a weekend of it. More details to come.
Saturday 25th: We usually meet for a sharpener at 11am at the Turf Tavern. Then we make our way to our old friends at the Magdalen Bridge Boathouse—we've been punting with them for years now and they keep letting us come back. Meet at the Boathouse at midday.
We'll punt upriver, stop off for a shared picnic, listen to the complaints of those doing the punting and assure them we'd help out but with this back problem and you know what it's like at this time of year for my knees and you're doing such a good job and then punt back for a night of revels in Oxford. Traditionally we haul the boats over the rollers and continue, though it has actually been many years since the water was low enough for us to access the rollers. A couple of years ago we couldn’t even make it that far, as the river was blocked by fallen trees, so we ended up returning to the boatyard and having our picnic in the botanical gardens.
There will of course be the Sweepstake. A pound to enter and you get a number, as does everyone else in the game. If you have the number of the person who falls in you sweep the pot. No one knows anyone else's number other than an incorruptible member of the Glorious Committee so you can't push anyone in to get rich quick. Someone falls in almost every year so there's everything to play for.
It used to be the case that you’d need to bring cash for punting—about £35 per head to hire the boats—but I think that since Covid the boathouse does take cards now. Don’t forget to bring picnic food and drink as well.
Sunday 26th: There is often a meet-up for brunch/lunch on the Sunday before people head home.